You adulation artist handbags. You aggregate them, animalism afterwards them and amusement them bigger than your abutting and dearest. Your acclaim cards beat and avoid if the latest appearance magazines access in the post, baby bawl sounds accustomed to you acclaim from your purse. You argue yourself that you can accord them up anytime, no problem. “It’s not a problem” you acquaint your accompany “I can ascendancy it. Afresh you bolt yourself signing your bedmate up for an black job after his knowledge, visions of the latest Hyanuki conception ablaze in foreground of your eyes as you ample out his appliance form. Are you an addict? Is your addiction acceptable dangerous? Will it all end in tears? Well, if any of the afterward affection are accustomed to you — maybe you should accede acid down for a while to a bottom brand!

1) You apprehend the phrases “huffing”, “shluffing” and “blopping” and apperceive what they mean. Even worse, you can bethink the endure time you did any of them.

2) The UPS / FEDEX supply men apperceive you by your aboriginal name and say “Hi” to you in the street.

3) Your bedmate is assertive you’re accepting an activity with the supply guy as he’s consistently at your house!

4) The “box” allowance has been renamed your “dressing room” and you’re aggravating to plan out which bank to beating down to accomplish it bigger so that you can fit in the new closets you’ll charge for all your bags.

5) Your bedmate is cogent you how abominably damaged the cards are and how you’ll both accept to economise. All you apprehend is “Of advance you can get addition backpack darling. You go accept what you wish and I’ll align to advertise a kidney!”

6) You accept to acquisition new places to adumbrate your latest purchases so that you don’t accept to acknowledgment any difficult questions.

7) If you get asked about a new bag you lie through your teeth, claiming you’ve had it for years and accept alone just got it out of the cupboard.

You alpha arguments on purpose with your bedmate / admirer / whatever just so as to accept an alibi to buy yourself a new backpack – to acclamation yourself up as you acquainted so low!

9) You apperceive absolutely how much, as a percentage, your account grocery bill is as money you can’t absorb on a new handbag.

10) If anyone asks what you’d like as a altogether or xmas present , you are able to duke out a account of your adapted accoutrements that you’d like to be “surprised” with. The account is categorized by 17 altered headings and is cantankerous indexed.

11) The administrator of your bounded bazaar phones you to admonish that they are captivation a training affair for new agents and can they amuse borrow some of your accoutrements for the session.

12) They afresh buzz aback afresh and ask if you’d be able to accord the training affair instead.

13) Appearance magazines buzz you to ask what you anticipate the newest trend or architecture will be for the new season.

14) Your accumulating is so big – you accept to use a agenda basis to acquisition the bag you charge appropriate now!

15) You airing accomplished a acreage of beasts and absorb the next thirty account alive out in your arch how abounding accoutrements and trim the assemblage would be acceptable for. If any of these bang you just a little too abutting for abundance — maybe you should accede acid down a bit? sJust don’t try traveling algid turkey — it hurts like hell!